Another Set of Commandments (Holden's way)

Using Holden Caulfield's words, and his words alone, create a list of commandments (think the 10 Commandments) that would guide/rule/articulate the world if Holden Caulfield had anything to do with it. Do not forget to prioritize the list (meaning: 10, is the 'weakest' of the bunch, 1 'rules').

Looking forward to see how the mind envelops!